today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
i reallyreallyreally love drawing dinos, especially quick doodles. everyone who reblogs this by December 23rd at midnight EST will be getting a dino doodle (as long as they have their submit box open).
and if i see that you like a particular fandom i may even make a fandom/character dino.
just because I’m a photographer doesn’t mean i know about your shitty little point and shoots it doesn’t really fucking matter your not going to be making prints… your going to make terrible edits and post them on face book with the most retarded fucking text and colours that say “OMFG LOVES 5EVER!” or some shit… so no my opinion does not matter to the shit you shall subject my eyes to no matter what camera you choose …. GOOD DAY!
I am 5’4 or shorter. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had/I need braces. I wear glasses. I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have piercings in places besides my ears. I have freckles.
Family/Home Life: I’ve sworn at my parents. I’ve been kicked out of the house. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I have children. I’ve lost a child.
Embarrassment: I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve snorted while laughing. I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. I’ve glued my hand to something. I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. I’ve had my pants rip in public.
Health: I was born with a disease/impairment. (was supposed to be blind in one eye) I’ve had stitches. I’ve broken a bone. I’ve had my tonsils removed. I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend. I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. I’ve had surgery. I’ve had chicken pox.
Traveling: I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. I’ve been to Canada. I’ve been to Niagara Falls. I’ve been to Japan. I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I’ve been to Spain. I’ve been to Africa. I’ve been to France. I’ve been to London.
Experiences: I’ve been lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a play. I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue. I’ve seen the Northern Lights. I’ve sat on a roof top at night. I’ve played chicken. I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten Sushi. I’ve been snowboarding.
Relationships: I’m single. I’m in a relationship. I’m available. I’m engaged. I’m married. I’ve gone on a blind date. I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I’ve been divorced. I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
Sexuality: I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex. I’ve kissed a member of the same sex. I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time. I am a cuddler. I’ve been kissed in the rain. I’ve had sex outdoors. I’ve hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger. I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime: I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I have lied to my parents about where I am. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve run a red light. I’ve been suspended from school. I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested. I’ve shoplifted.